I have to share this with you, in the best spirit of impingdom. As I type, two dozen near-naked sportsmen (I think it’s rugby, going by the muscle) are frolicking for the cameras in a steamy outdoor pool which is overlooked by my window. Please, don’t think I am objectifying them, but I do like the chance to play at role reversal….

PS (some hours later)- I was right – it’s today’s Pic of the Day for the local rag….