end-nigh-cartoon.jpg“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly”Woody Allen

Anti-depressants don’t work, borrowing’s gonna get really pricey and we’ve just had an earthquake that was felt across the country. Whey hey! Well, come on, haven’t we all been a bit moanily-complaisant for too many years? Not you – ‘course I don’t mean you. Naw: but The Other People. You know, Them. And we could all do with a bit of excitement, after all. You know, what would you DO?

A prize for the reader who can find a mainstream media outlet predicting Armageddon….